{"id":2252,"date":"2012-04-27T10:00:30","date_gmt":"2012-04-27T14:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.videogamedj.com\/?p=2252"},"modified":"2012-05-20T02:16:39","modified_gmt":"2012-05-20T06:16:39","slug":"friday-freakout-danimal-cannon-splosion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gamechops.com\/vgdj\/friday-freakout-danimal-cannon-splosion\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Freakout: DANIMAL CANNON ‘SPLOSION!!!!!!11!1!1!"},"content":{"rendered":"

SUP BIZNATCHES. =D Yup, I’m back again. Wasn’t just a one shot deal last Friday after all. ;)<\/p>\n

YOU’RE WELCOME, WORLD<\/strong><\/em>. 8) (blame Cutman for it ;3<\/em> ).<\/p>\n

ANYWHOOO<\/em>, today I’m spazwriting\/writespazzing all over this bloggity blog<\/a>\u00a0about something not<\/em> new, but still worth the wordy words; about the very first dude who exposed me to live Chiptunes (and at MAGFest <\/a>9 no less! LOVE THAT FRICKITY FRACKIN PLACE\/THING\/WORLD\/AMAZINGNESS!!!).<\/p>\n

In other words, my Chiptune obession = TOTALLY THIS GUY’S FAULT<\/em><\/strong>:<\/p>\n

\"\"Dan Behrens<\/a> aka\u00a0<\/strong>Danimal Cannon<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n

If you’re into the VGM\/Chiptune scene\u00a0AT ALL<\/em>, you’ve\u00a0probably<\/em>\u00a0heard of this cat from one of his many damn bands:\u00a0Armcannon<\/a>,\u00a0Metroid Metal<\/a>,\u00a0WeaponEX<\/a>, The\u00a0Polyamorous Polyrhythms<\/a>\u00a0(okay, I made that last one up ;3 ). And if you haven’t? Well, GOOD DAMN THING YOU’RE READING THIS ARTICLE THEN, AIN’T IT?!? ;3 At any rate, they’re\u00a0all<\/em>\u00a0lkjasdfjlk AMAZING, but it’s his solo chiptune jamolas as Danimal Cannon that really takes the\u00a0honest<\/em>\u00a0cake. (Get it?? Takes the honest cake vs. just takes the cake?? As in the cake is\u00a0NOT\u00a0<\/em>a lie??\u00a0YES I JUST WENT THERE & I MAY MAKE AN ARROW IN THE KNEE JOKE NEXT\u00a0WUT OF IT<\/em>?!?!? ;333 ). It’s top tier Chiptunes that’s a nostalgic yet brand spanking new series of\u00a0musical<\/p>\n

journeys through nerdtastically mathematical,\u00a0polyrhythmic yet danceable, guitar shredding\u00a0wonderment of LOVEBEERSEX CHIPTUNES FTW!!! <–Which\u00a0SHOULD<\/em>\u00a0have been his album name, but he went with\u00a0Roots<\/em>\u00a0instead.<\/p>\n

Pssh! \u00a0WUTTEHFUKEVAR.<\/em>\u00a0>_>\u00a0<\/em>Awesome album title missed opportunity aside, his\u00a018 track debut<\/em>\u00a0is one\u00a0BADASSTASTIC\u00a0<\/strong>mother that no Chiptune fan can afford to miss. And ZOMG! You can (finally<\/em>) get a shirt to go with it! Which gives you super powers. Super powers of looking\u00a0AWESOME,\u00a0<\/em>further increased by listening to the album’s\u00a0AWESOME<\/em>. It may just be the\u00a0AWESOMEST AWESOME TO EVAR AWESOME.\u00a0<\/em>NOW GO BUY THEM BOTH AND EXPERIENCE THE AWESOMERY FOR YOURSELF. \\m||m\/<\/p>\n

…UNLESS<\/em>\u00a0you first wanna go see an equally\u00a0AWESOME<\/em>\u00a0series of Danimal Cannon videos taken by\u00a0Emily Feder<\/a>\u00a0from the\u00a0Chip Music Chronicle<\/a>\u00a0(more on that\u00a0NEXT<\/em>\u00a0Friday! ;D ). You can find that goodness RITE CHAR:<\/p>\n